March 2012
I feel like destroying something beautiful.
Perfect Two
richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum asks a girl out over Facebook Chat but she thinks they just want to hang out as friends but he thinks it’s a date so he buys flowers and puts on his nicest sweater vest and he shows up at her house and her dad opens the door and her dad shouts into the house “Are you going on a date today?” and she doesn’t know Rick is at the door so she’s like “No i’m just...
richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum is playing jenga with his friends and he touches a piece that looks like it will be easy to remove but it isn’t but since he touched it he has to take it out and the tower falls over and he loses the game and everyone gets mad because they had this tower going for a really long time
Watchiguessimthevillain:
mylittlesanity:
livinglifeintheoc:
Dang!!! lol
franfine:
lil-misty:
glamydia:
oh my god
did she die
THE GIRL THAT JUST EATS CAKE
LMFA0O0OO0O0O0O0O0 WHAT THE FUCK
Omggggg
“Gone. The saddest word in the language. In any language.”
– Mark Slouka (via carouselinparis)
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I am #4 on a list of ‘suspicious peoples’ at work being administered a random drug test.
Random.
Key word.
I’m going to be fired.
February 2012
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Watchdevincastro:
“Zebra” by Beach House + the Pegasus scene from Disney’s Fantasia (1940).
This video is now forever carved into my tumblr.
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“I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via skin-n-bones)
“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco (via spooky)
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high: a romance by bebe sharp
Conquest by The White Stripes
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